Matt,
The printed fur jacket,
The unmatching pink shirt,
The big bold black pinky ring,
The cheesy pointing fingers,
The matt-smith-hair..
 
…WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANITY HAVE YOU PUT ON?

AND, what in the name of sanity have I got on MY EYES to look at you and say
“…BUT THAT’S FINE ON HIM BECAUSE IT’S THE COOLNESS OF MATT”?